From:Â Â Â Kent Hovind
Sent:Â Â Â April 16, 2008
To:Â Â Â Muslim Terrorist
Subject:Â Â Â I can’t trust in Jesus!
KH:Â Â Â Whoa there, fella! You look totally terror stricken! Why are you running through the jungle screaming and crying? What happened?
Muslim Terrorist:Â Â Â Oh, it was awful! It wasn’t supposed to end this way! We, the Muslims are supposed to be the ones doing the terrorizing, not the Americans. I can’t believe this happened! I’ve got to warn the others.
KH:Â Â Â Wait, calm down for a second. What has made you so scared?
MT:Â Â Â I can’t believe what he did. It was awful!
KH:Â Â Â What who did?
MT:Â Â Â That infidel American general they call “Black Jack” Pershing. He came here to the Philippines in 1899 to fight with us. Oh…it was so awful! I’ve got to go warn the others.
KH:Â Â Â Wait a second! What did he do?
MT:Â Â Â Well, we have been killing villagers and Americans for a while now. Everyone was scared of us. That’s how it is supposed to be. You see, if we Muslims die in a holy war killing Jews or Christians, we get to go straight to paradise and get seventy-two beautiful virgins as wives. But now, oh this is awful! I’ve got to warn my friends about what happened.
KH:Â Â Â So what happened?
MT:Â Â Â Twenty-four of us Muslims were captured yesterday by the Americans. They tied us all to stakes to execute us. We were so excited to be martyrs in a jihad. That’s the only way to be sure of going to paradise. Then, Pershing did the unthinkable. It was awful!
KH:Â Â Â What did he do?
MT:Â Â Â While we were tied up waiting to be martyred and go to paradise, his soldiers dug a big pit in front of us, killed a pig, dipped their bullets in the pig’s blood, and shot everyone but me. All of their bodies were put in the pit and the pig’s blood was poured over them! It was awful! Then the soldiers threw the dead pig in the pit and buried them all together!
KH:Â Â Â So? What’s wrong with that? You said that they all thought that they were going to paradise.
MT:Â Â Â Oh, don’t you see? Our religion teaches that anyone who eats or even touches anything from a pig is damned to hell forever! Those men should be in paradise right now, but Pershing sent them all to hell! I can almost hear their screams! I’ve got to go warn the others!
KH:Â Â Â Wait! Pershing didn’t send those men to hell and neither did the pig’s blood. Jesus Christ was God in the flesh. He died on the cross to forgive our sins. Believe on Him and be saved (Rom. 10:9-13).
MT:Â Â Â Jesus didn’t die on a cross. They killed someone else who looked like Jesus.
KH:Â Â Â Whoever taught you that was lying. God created the world and came down to save us. Jesus’ blood is the only way to be forgiven, not your works. You can be saved and set free from your hated, fear, and superstition right now by calling on Him for salvation.
MT:Â Â Â I can’t do that! My family would kill me! Oh, what can I do? How can I tell the families of those poor men? General Pershing dipped one last bullet in the blood and put it in my shirt pocket before he cut me loose. I’m afraid to touch it! Would you get it out for me, please?
KH:Â Â Â Ah…no, you’d better show it to your friends. If you will not trust Christ, maybe that bullet will at least stop you from being a terrorist.
MT:Â Â Â Oh, I’m terrorized now. I’ll never get anywhere near another U.S. soldier as long as I live! I have to go warn the others (running off). Ahhhhh! It’s awful! I can’t believe it!
kh:Â Â Â Oh, God, please help these poor souls to come to the truth before it is too late.
GOD:Â Â Â Many have come to the truth and more will come, Son. Stay faithful to Me. I’ve got your back.